EDIT: (Holy jeez. When I originally made this I expected it to get 10, 15 notes tops, and just from my followers, but as often happens with the Internet, it has taken on a mind of its own. I’m quite pleased you guys seem to like it so much, and let me just say, I am sincerely sorry to anyone who was depressed that they got “murder”. It is, in my opinion, the best one. So buck up.)
This is seriously one of the greatest things I’ve seen in a long time. Love it! A hand turkey.